Letters of a Sleep Deprived Person

1 May 2011, 09:29 AM

Dear Sleep,
Toz fi 7adretak, who needs you, if you think I’ll hang around waiting for you, you’re dreaming, and if you think that I’m upset because you come and go very quickly then you’re jut being stupid. You’re as important as vermin and I will move on with my life and live it to the max. in the end, you’ll come whether you like it or not when I take my allergy medicine and then let’s see you complain sucker!!!
Yours truly,
A sleep deprived Dina

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3 May 2011, 10:46 PM

Dear Sleep,
let's call a truce; I'll go to sleep now and will wait for you to come. When you do, please come alone, you don’t have to bring the dreams along, and don't leave too early.. I promise I'll stop calling you names!
Sincerely yours,
An exhausted and sleep deprived Dina

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5 May 2011, 09:15 AM

Dear Sleep,
I decided to go against your will this time. Last night, I decided not to fall asleep ON PURPOSE just to spite you because you need to learn some manners. You will come when I, DINA, will tell you to come, not when you think it's appropriate. You might want to thank the guy who invented coffee brewing for that!
HARDY HAR HAR!!!!!
Yours truly,
A very stubborn Dina

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6 May 2011, 10:15 AM

Dear Sleep,

Thank you for coming. I so very enjoyed our meeting last night. Pleasant would be an understatement for how that was. I don’t know why you were giving me such a hard time before, I’m sure you had as much fun as I did. And I’m so happy with the dreams you brought along, although you could have done without the one with me cleaning, I deal with that enough when I’m awake, you know. I know I become very sour when I’m stressed but when you leave I just get more stressed, so let’s come to an agreement that would bear up with me when I’m stressed and I promise you, when you do that, some of the stress will go away and I won’t be that sour. Thanks again, I really truly love you.

I’m already sleepy and looking forward to our meeting tonight

Love,
A fulfilled and satisfied Dina
xoxoxox

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